i love richard same
same

finding nemo appreciation post

does richard have hairy butt?
Anonymous

Ñø¿?¿¿¿?

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

-annoying:

someone mail me mozzarella sticks 

lychgate:

no way guys

ehating:

Today I tamed a wild ostrich and what did you do with your day?? Nothing, that’s what.

ahrned:

do you ever feel cool even though youre not

Do you live me?
Anonymous

Sure

if you could die without pain (for you or for anyone around you) would you?
Anonymous

No

do you miss someone rn?
Anonymous

Yep

one of the best compliments would be "you were my inspiration"
Anonymous

Yeah

Would you take part in a threesome?
Anonymous

Yeah

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

all im gonna eat for the rest of my life is curly fries