aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early

obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

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theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
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thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time.
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huntingforsanity:

My time has come

huntingforsanity:

My time has come